Andrew the Dinosaur

Four year-olds say such funny things.

Some recent gems:

Mid-November:
I promised Andrew something, but Paul told Andrew "no" because he didn't know that I had promised it to Andrew.  Andrew asked why Daddy didn't know, and I told him, "Daddy doesn't know everything because he's not God."  Andrew quickly replied to me, "but you are God!"

Me:  "Andrew, you're new haircut looks so good!"
Paul:  "Yeah, Andrew, all the girls will like you now."
Andrew:  "Why?"
Paul:  "Because you look so cute."
Andrew:  "Hey, I'm not cute!"
Me:  "Well, how do you want to look?"  Paul:  "What do you think you look like?"
Andrew:  "A dinosaur!"

Andrew this morning at the breakfast table:  "Let's play punch-kiss.  You kiss, and I'll punch."