Four year-olds say such funny things.
Some recent gems:
Mid-November:
I promised Andrew something, but Paul told Andrew "no" because he didn't know that I had promised it to Andrew. Andrew asked why Daddy didn't know, and I told him, "Daddy doesn't know everything because he's not God." Andrew quickly replied to me, "but you are God!"
Me: "Andrew, you're new haircut looks so good!"
Paul: "Yeah, Andrew, all the girls will like you now."
Andrew: "Why?"
Paul: "Because you look so cute."
Andrew: "Hey, I'm not cute!"
Me: "Well, how do you want to look?" Paul: "What do you think you look like?"
Andrew: "A dinosaur!"
Andrew this morning at the breakfast table: "Let's play punch-kiss. You kiss, and I'll punch."